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Joke of the Day
"I have the body of a God... ...unfortunately it's Buddha."
Next Joke
"I saw a flock of angry ducks the other day. I wonder why they were in such a fowl mood."
"Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him? Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it"
"According to the stores .I should be in a Halloween costume, sitting under a Christmas tree eating turkey . I'm so confused."
"What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? After you slap it, a mosquito will stop sucking."
"Spurs is the best football team ever."
"Any room can be a panic room if she tells you ""we need to talk"""
"What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident? Christopher Walken."
"Islamist Humor Planes blowin' up On a Tuesday"
"What's an emo's favorite ice cream flavor? Noose Tracks"