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Joke of the Day
"I have the body of a God... ...unfortunately it's Buddha."
Next Joke
"Uber driver told me he's an actor & has been nailing all of his auditions & is up for a big role I was like cool you're going the wrong way"
"What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her."
"Why are fat people always possessed by the devil? They never exorcise."
"I had an imaginary girlfriend for a few years, but she ended up leaving me for my best friend. He had a bigger imagination than I did."
"What is your mom's favorite animal? Macaque."
"What does Moses do when he wants a beer? He brews!"
"Why did the sand dune blush? Because the sea weed"
"I just saw a documentary about how ships are held together. Riveting."
"If you ain't Muslim... ....you ain't Shiite"