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Joke of the Day
"I would make a Sodium and Hydrogen joke but... The fine bros own the rights to it :("
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"Two prostitutes are walking down the street... One turns to the other and asks ""have you been picked up by the fuzz yet?"" The other replies ""No, but I've been slung around by my tits"""
"I was wondering why it gets bright even before I see the sun rise in the morning. Then it dawned on me."
"Little John discovered his testicles while taking a shower and asked his mother. Johny:""Mom! Are these my brains?"" Mother:"" Not yet Johny"""
"Why is Santa Claus so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas."
"A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."
"How do rabbits fly? In hareplanes."
"Facebook: People trying to save the world one uneducated post at a time"
"whats Hitlers relationship status... He's Nazing anybody"
"I have a bad habit of starting things and never finishing them. Let's all be thankful I'm not a surgeon."