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Joke of the Day

"I would make a Sodium and Hydrogen joke but... The fine bros own the rights to it :("

"What is similar between a strip club and the Artic The poles are cold and then they are getting warmer."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the squirrels that it can be done."

"Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark!"

"What does Jeb Bush say on the toilet? Please crap"

"What did the woman say while she was having a baby? ""This could use some salt."""

"I just cross-bred a crocodile and a homing pigeon. I expect that'll come back to bite me."

"I swallowed my wrist watch by accident yesterday, Harry. Good heavens! Does it hurt? Only when I wind it."

"I take my coffee how I take my women... ground up and in the freezer."

"Does the world really need another rhetorical question?"