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Joke of the Day

"""nice dog or cat or baby or whatever"" i offer politely, my eyes scanning the room for the taco dip. ""was it expensive?"""

"Some people are just meant for each other. A sadist married a masochist. The masochist would say, ""Beat me!""... The sadist would say, ""...no"""

"An English, an Irish and a Scottish went to a bar... I am waiting they to come back to finish the joke"

"White Anglo-Saxon Protestant's (WASP's) Why did God create W.A.S.P's? Someone has to pay full retail..."

"Harry Potter's favorite band Just read the new Harry Potter story on Pottermore and learned one interesting factoid. His favorite band is Wand Erection."

"What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)"

"Why do Arabs wear thawbs? Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world? A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor! :)"

"Fact: Canadians are legally allowed to be late for work once a week for 'reindeer related delays.'"

"That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat."