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Joke of the Day

"My finger became really swollen after I jammed it Friday. And thats how I found out Im allergic to jam."

"What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning :("

"Soon we'll all have to sign an apartment lease, sign up for electricity, and water, and cable, and school didn't teach any of this."

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, those who do not understand binary and those who did not expect this joke to be in ternary."

"The Spanish word of the day is wheelchair. Ex. There's only one donut left, so wheelchair."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Hot and all over my pants."

"""He's no longer updating iTunes."" - A very modern way of saying someone died"

"People who unfollow me always seem startled when I show up at their home to conduct an exit interview"

"Why is it impossible to mistake a penis for a vagina? Because there's a vas deference."