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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)"

"No one is listening until you fart."

"What species are the best rappers? Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire."

"Guys with a small penis seem to overcompensate by being a huge dick."

"What do you call 6.022 x 10^23 avocados? A guacamole."

"Did you know that the Supreme Court is just a regular court with sour cream?"

"How do we fix boxing? We can't. It's already fixed."

"I'm a lot like a midget orgy I've got a lot of short comings."

"oh u love jesus ""with all of ur heart""? name 3 of his albums"

"Did you know you can tell whether an ant is male or female easily? Just drop it into water, if it sinks it's a girl ant. But if it floats it's a buoyant!"