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Joke of the Day

"That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat."

"I have been feeling down on my karma lately.. so I bought a horse and named her Karma. Upvotes for me and Karma-horse."

"Umm, your honour? In my defence, I think it was a pretty decent exposure."

"The Grapes of Wrath 2: The Raisins of Revenge"

"When you hang around pieces of shit You're bound to land in a bowl of piss"

"Tom Cruise was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. Still awaiting his response..."

"""Sobbing"" autocorrected to ""throbbing"" and now my attempt at showing my sensitive side has taken a very different direction."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger goes to a Halloween party. The theme is ""Dead Classical Composers""... When asked who he'll dress up as, Arnold says, ""I'll be Bach."""

"rumours - Moishe, when you're not at home, the neighbors are spreading rumors about you! - Oh, when I'm not at home, let them even beat me!"

"Things I hate 1. haters 2. r/jokes 3. lists"