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Joke of the Day

"White Anglo-Saxon Protestant's (WASP's) Why did God create W.A.S.P's? Someone has to pay full retail..."

"when the character's name is the same as the actor's name I assume it's because the actor was too stupid to respond to his character's name"

"What do you call the act of giving annalingus on the back of a flying dragon? A Skyrimjob"

"What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu? One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!"

"Breaking News: United States is now the largest producer of salt. So Salty..."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything."

"Did you hear about the cvs looted by BLM supporters? They took everything but the sunscreen and Father's Day cards."

"Wanna know the best part about being in 10 year long marriages? Having sex with a different woman every year."

"It must be Monday somewhere."

"Why do Seagulls Fly over the Sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be Bagels"