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Joke of the Day

"On this day eleven years ago, Greece won Euro 2004. Today, Greece would be happy with 2004 Euros."

"Miley Cyrus's VMA preformance... Was so classless Karl Marx came in his grave"

"A sunrise is probably the most beautiful way to find out you just made a series of bad decisions."

"Just got sacked from my job Been working at that jigsaw factory for years I've been in pieces all day :("

"Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? BITING humour!"

"Having sex is like multiplying numbers together If they're under 13, just do them in your head."

"{Driving behind semi} *Sees the 'How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?! There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving"

"Careful girls, fat guys just wanna get inside your pantries."

"There's three cop cars in the parking lot of my gym. This might be my last Tweet for a little while."

"I see lots of posts on this subreddit that could also work well on the subreddit for puns. Which got me to thinking, r/jokes and puns the same thing?"