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Joke of the Day

"I see lots of posts on this subreddit that could also work well on the subreddit for puns. Which got me to thinking, r/jokes and puns the same thing?"

"""The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on.... Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow."""

"ME: Would you ever get a tattoo? DAD: I don't even highlight in books"

"What's worse than fighting an uphill battle? Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there."

"What do you call lonely cheese? Prov-alone"

"I always love the reaction I get after I cannonball into a public pool. ""OMG, Where's my baby!?"""

"Do you brush your teeth without making a mess like in the commercials because I usually look like I have minty fresh rabies."

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!"

"How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem? Glue a sandwich on the ceiling."

"TIL that Paradise, Nevada was completely paved over at one point. To put up a parking lot"