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"Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? BITING humour!"
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"Donald Trump's chief speechwriter is a random deck from Cards Against Humanity."
"I just tried to kill a spider with hairspray. He's still alive, but his hair looks outstanding."
"[guy in dark alley] Psst. Hey, lady... *opens trench coat* CHECK OUT- *dozens of bibles fall out* -our Lord and savior Jesus Christ"
"I took a blind taste test today Turns out they taste just like regular people"
"Why does jesus not play video games? Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn"
"Where in the world was Carmen, San Diego. San Diego, you idiot."
"A neutron walks into a bar. The neutron asks ""how much for a drink?"" The bartender replies ""For you, no charge."""
"Bin Laden's neighbours interviewed ""we had no idea...he just kept himself to himself really..."""
"Why don't plumbers like to work on instant hot water heaters? It's a tankless job!"