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Joke of the Day

"Careful girls, fat guys just wanna get inside your pantries."

"There are 10 types of people.... ....who understand binary: * The one who does * The one who doesn't"

"There are two types of people in this world Those who can make an assumption based on a previous statement"

"So 2 trains crashed in Germany today... Lets just hope the train wasn't going to Auschwitz or more then Germans would have gotten injured."

"I organized a threesome last night There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a good time."

"God: Women will bleed for a week. Universe: What will men do for pleasure at that time? God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.... not screaming in terror, like his passengers."

"Sorry I asked ""why?"" when you told me your baby's name."

"What's a Jewish Catch 22? Free Ham."

"I hate Housework!!! You do the dishes!! You do the Laundry!! ...and then 6 months later you have to do it all over again!"