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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Samsung store security guards? Guardians of the Galaxy."
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"They say if you love something you should set it free... So I left my exwife in the middle of the woods...."
"What do you call two Canadians buy coffee? Double double doubles"
"Did you hear about what happened to Henry Winkler He got Eyyyyyyyyyds"
"""Your voice is so sexy. How can I direct your call, babygirl?"" --Smooth Operator"
"Q: April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? A: Pilgrims."
"God: done? Noah: yea G: whats this Noah proudly: a swing set G: u built a park. I asked for an ark N: a what? G: a boat N: say boat then"
"Knock Knock. Christmas. Who's there? Oops, looks like Christmas came early this year."
"- Adele's baby starts to cry - Adele sings the baby a lullaby - baby cries more, but now for different reasons"
"How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY"