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Joke of the Day
"Q: April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? A: Pilgrims."
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"The perfect knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who?"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand, but I'm thinking of you."
"What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat? Her miscarriage."
"I told a riddle to a double amputee once Boy did it leave him stumped"
"So a man goes to a restaurant and orders some food.. [OC] Man: ""Ugghhh...What the hell is this? There is sand in my paella!!!"" Waiter: ""Si?"""
"What do you call the worst Dr. who graduated from the worst med school? Dr."
"Homophobia is stupid. Who the hell is afraid of homes."
"How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database? Pop, Lock & Drop It"
"Good Friday. No. Stop, I said no. NO. BAD FRIDAY. BAD."