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Joke of the Day
"Eating a banana faster to try and hide it only makes you look even more gay."
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"I'm working on a script about a mobster who attempts to reinvent himself as a professional photographer. I'm gonna call it... *The Selfie Made Man.*"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEP3Jut-crE"
"uh oh sombody posted a sad facebok status. i beter like it to show i care but also coment a sad face emoji to show i dont literaly ""like"" it"
"Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism? They are both unlike radicals."
"How did the dog make $10 It won second prize in a beauty contest."
"Taylor Swift tweeted a picture of her cat watching the Olympics and just as I suspected, Taylor's bedroom looks like a giant doily."
"German Did you hear about the new German microwave oven? It seats 25."
"Why did god give Women legs? So they didn't leave slug trails. My father told me that when I was 8 years old."
"A Serial Killer Known For Ripping Out Tounges Entered The Buzzfeed Office And What He Did Next Left Us Speechless"