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Joke of the Day
"How did the dog make $10 It won second prize in a beauty contest."
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"""Did you sleep well?"" ""Like God during the Holocaust."""
"Losing a husband can be hard: in my case it was almost impossible."
"I used to think it was cool when all those athletes would say hi to my mom on TV."
"To the guy who made the wrong website pun Woops, wrong internet universe"
"Yeah I got a job at Coca Cola... It's sodapressing."
"Best thing ever is when you see your X-Girlfriend and she is now your XL-girlfriend"
"Wanna hear a joke?? Womens rights!! Even better? They believe it!!"
"I just purchased duct tape at the Dollar Store to fix all of the other shit I bought at the Dollar Store. Life is going exactly as planned."
"I tried anal for the first time last night and I hated it... Fuck that shit"