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Joke of the Day

"How did the dog make $10 It won second prize in a beauty contest."

"I'm so sick of gravity! It's really brining me down."

"Why don't orphans like baseball? Because they don't know were home is XD"

"What part of the house does a ghost not use? The living room"

"It's impossible for TWO dudes to ride ONE motorcycle without it looking romantic..."

"I was born to be happy... not normal."

"What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought."

"I was cleaning one of my finger guns and accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar."

"What do geeks and nerds love but cant have? 80085"

"How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FORE!"