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Joke of the Day

"uh oh sombody posted a sad facebok status. i beter like it to show i care but also coment a sad face emoji to show i dont literaly ""like"" it"

"I skipped leg day at the gym, but don't worry I balanced it out by skipping arm day, chest day, ab day, and back day so I'm good to go."

"when ever yo mama farts she gets fined by the EPA for polluting."

"Have you heard a dad joke about dad jokes? I've never meeted an person who had."

"If I had to describe myself in one word... ...it would be ""bad at following directions."""

"A Muslim, a black guy, a horse, a pirate, a gay, a chicken and a rabbi all walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn walk into the UN.. Then proceed to lecture them on bullying."

"What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi? ""Hebrew""."

"Who died and left America in charge? Hitler."

"You say cannibal, I say people person."