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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between meat and chicken? If you beat your chicken it dies."

"If my third grade teacher hasn't taught me that little rhyme about spelling.... I'd still be spelling cieling and nieghbor wrong."

"I am married to 4 different women And it's bigamy to admit it."

"Happy Groundhog Day everybody!!! So put your little hand in mine and there ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb..."

"When I'm on a date, ... I like to tell the girl that ""I'm available for a limited time only* In hopes that her shopping instincts will kick in."

"I admire women with the restraint to draw on their eyebrows. I wouldn't be able to stop until I'd added glasses and a moustache."

"Xbox and PlayStation get into a fight. Call the ambulance. Wii U Wii U Wii U."

"My girlfriend says a 4"" penis is just fine. Still, I wish she didn't have one."

"""is that blood or ketchup?"" ketchup ""how is that even possible?"" *surgeon stops making incision* I don't know"

"Knock knock Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never-mind, it's pointless."