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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never-mind, it's pointless."

"If Ronald Reagan were alive today he would roll in his grave... roll, scream, kick and so would you if you woke up in a casket."

"What is a double amputee's favorite video game? League of Leg ends."

"What kind of chicken is circumcised and suffers from E.D.? A boneless, skinless chicken!"

"What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe? Mitosis!"

"Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled. I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it."

"What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe."

"BREAKING NEWS: Overworked Janitor Sweeps the Nation."

"9/11 jokes are just... Plane wrong."

"I used to know a very professional scarecrow He was outstanding in his field."