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Joke of the Day

"I work with some really great people. They're reliable, they're honest and they never cause any problems. I don't fit in at all."

"Buddha is not a god But he sure looks like he ate one"

"Dog The Bounty Hunter's greatest weakness is getting distracted when the fugitive throws a tennis ball."

"Throw a pizza down a manhole. Wait five minutes. Throw a grenade down. You just killed the Ninja Turtles."

"Twentieth Century Fox should really consider updating their name."

"I know a woman who owns a taser... Let me tell you, she's stunning!"

"What's a similarity between Old Navy and Jerry Sandusky... Both of their pants are half off"

"I like my woman like my espresso; Bitter, exhilarating, and some sort of Italian I guess."

"Why don't violists get stressed? Because they have nothing to fret about!"

"[on 1st date] Him: So why is someone as pretty as you single? Me: Single? Who's single? [gets right up in his face] We marry at dawn."