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Joke of the Day
"I like my woman like my espresso; Bitter, exhilarating, and some sort of Italian I guess."
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"WHY DID HITLER COMMIT SUICIDE? Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he saw his gas bill."
"So they're making a Hulk body wash... You apply it with a Loofah Rigno."
"In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!"
"My mum made an accidental physics joke today. Me: What did you do today? Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done."
"I love spending my Sundays sat watching the F1. My girlfriend thinks I'm going fucking mental though, just sitting there staring at the top left of my keyboard for severalhours at a time."
"With a bit of practice I could be an excellent snooker player... But I dont have the balls and my pockets aren't that deep"
"What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson? Her algae bra."
"Give a banana to your uninvited house guest. Hold another banana up to your ear. Only respond to questions asked thru the ""banana phone""."
"Three mods walk into a bar... [deleted]"