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Joke of the Day

"Throw a pizza down a manhole. Wait five minutes. Throw a grenade down. You just killed the Ninja Turtles."

"I don't see the fun in putting money on the railway track. The bill flew away, so I put a rock on top of it. Now I'm going to Guantanamo."

"If only my sex life was as consistent as the Adobe updates."

"An old joke I learnt [Clean] A peanut was stuck on the tracks His heart was all a flutter A train came down the track *Choo Choo!* Peanut butter."

"What do you call a spider that's had a sex change? A trantula."

"I better have a baby soon before my Mom gets too old to raise it for me"

"How do you make 7 even? By removing the S"

"Why are men better swimmers than women they are part sperm"

"If I could go back in time and talk to my ten year old self My parents probably would've put a restraining order on me."

"Freshmen girls... I keep getting older, but they stay the same age. Wooderson, *Dazed and Confused*"