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Joke of the Day

"[on 1st date] Him: So why is someone as pretty as you single? Me: Single? Who's single? [gets right up in his face] We marry at dawn."

"The first thing they teach you in AA is to stop hanging around other alcoholics. So I listened, and never went back."

"I like my Coffee like I like my women Without a penis."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and put in a freezer"

"Drinking causes memory loss. And then, drinking causes memory loss."

"Generally, all generalisations are false."

"How do you get last place in the Rio jokes olympics. You tell a Rio bad joke."

"A man walks into a bar. He bashed his head. What did you think would have happened?"

"R/jokes Reddit posters are cleaning the earth They are very good at recycling"

"What do you a call a PC without Garage Band? A Dell"