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Joke of the Day
"It's exhausting typing ""NO ONE GIVES A SHIT"" to all your friends' baby pics on Facebook."
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"(Not a joke) Can have some flairs for the type of joke? So we'll know which jokes are One-liners,short,long,punny,and anti-humor"
"I have a cross eyed friend who just got diagnosed with depression. Makes sense because he never looks forward to anything."
"What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? Stone."
"Cop: Do you have any drugs in the car? Me: Absolutely not. Trust me, I've looked."
"We can put a man on the moon but we can't reference any other achievements?"
"""Laughter is the best medicine"" -doctor who failed med school"
"What do dolphins use to stay clean? All-porpoise cleaner."
"What do you call a transparent robot? See-through P0"
"After six years of being responsible, I finally went and lost my phone last night. I'm currently using Twitter from the web. LIKE A CAVEMAN."