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Joke of the Day
"We can put a man on the moon but we can't reference any other achievements?"
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"If I commit suicide, it'll be for a shallow reason, like unrequited texts. But the note I leave will mention world hunger at least 11 times."
"Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning."
"My self esteem is so low.... The other night my hand told me that it had a headache."
"What do you call a cancer doctor who works 24/7? An on-call-ogist"
"There is nothing bad about masturbation... ...at least I fuck somebody I love."
"My version of a haunted house is hitting yes when an ATM asks me if I'd like to see my balance."
"Welcome to Religion, where everything's pretend and women don't matter"
"My Girlfriend is leaving me after learning that I spent our life savings on a penis extension. She said that she could not take it any longer."
"Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was attached to my bumper..."