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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a transparent robot? See-through P0"
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"I was driving earlier and a guy pulled out right in front of me... Those idiots could have caused a crash!"
"I got fired for sticking my dick in the pickle slicer at work. She got fired too."
"Where do the Sith go shopping? The Darth Mall."
"What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over? A dirty double crosser."
"What's the best part of an asynchronous dog? It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one"
"I think my coworkers are gay Every time I walk by, they mumble ""what an ass."""
"An orange juice factory decides to host a movie night.. They will be screening Pulp Fiction"
"Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan? Because they are such Kling-ons."
"What do you call a violent Buddhist? A Zero."