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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a transparent robot? See-through P0"
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"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaaaah!"
"The difference between a prostitute and a politician (NSFW) When the prostitute is paid to fuck somebody, they get fucked back."
"So, putting a ""caution wet floor"" sign down before delivering my best pick up line is frowned upon...."
"What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside."
"What do you call old, expired Neosporin? Paleosporin"
"What's the worst part of having a girl repeatedly calling another mans name during sex? Wondering who the hell names their son Rape."
"While having an all-out war with underwater warships, I accidentally hit one of my teammates. Oops wrong sub."
"Oh sweet embrace of morning, envelope me in your welcoming arms & brightly shine on this glorious GODDAMMIT! WHO DIDN'T FLUSH THE TOILET?!"