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Joke of the Day
"What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? Stone."
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"The only thing worse than a woman who's completely lifeless in bed.. .. Is getting caught with the body"
"Irish man walks into a bar An Irish man walks into a bar the bartender goes, ""What you havin'?"" The Irsh Man says, ""Nothing""."
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist."
"If I had a nickel each time I had sex. I'd have a 12$/hr job!"
"*opens drawer* huh, I don't remember this shirt being pink. OMG...did he...did he do laundry? *slowly opens 2nd drawer* -Law & Order sound"
"Okay you guys, I'm gonna distract Twitter with an internal server error. When I do, make a run for it and get your life back."
"Keystroke... not as sexy as it sounds"
"What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine? Crimea river"
"How many vegetarians does it take to eat a whole hotdog? Just one, with ten vegetarian hotdogs."