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Joke of the Day
"What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? Stone."
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"Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? to *whom*."
"What mythical creature is the most bloody? A hemogoblin!"
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"Irish girl What does an Irish girl do after she's sucked cock? Spits out the feathers."