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Joke of the Day
"Hello from the other side Bye."
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"HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft."
"If I could be in 2 places at once, I'd mainly use it so I didn't have to leave my bed during the night to go for a wee"
"I had my FIRST THREE WAY!!! There were a couple of no-shows, but I STILL HAD A GREAT TIME!!"
"My friend asked me if I ever missed the idea of being in the womb. I said ""The only thing I'd miss was my umbilical cord....."" I was very attached to it."
"Which part of an eagle is the hardest? The pecker."
"My mother came up to me and said, ""Son, what does MILF stand for?"" I said, ""Mum I'd Like to Fuck"" She said, ""Ok, let me bath first."""
"A gymnast walks on a bar."
"Girl are you a gorilla enclosure Because I want to throw a kid in you."
"Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his mother-in-law in the jungle?"