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Joke of the Day
"I was recently diagnosed with color-blindness. It came out of the green."
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"I think my girlfriend might have an eating disorder I threw her onto the bed last night and my dog jumped up to retrieve her"
"I was in bed last night with my wife. She turns to me and says ""If you turn the lamp off, I'll take it up the arse."" I should have waited for the bulb to cool down."
"Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat."
"What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments? Violint"
"What did the boulder say to the other boulder? I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks."
"What was Hitler's least favourite month? Jew-ne"
"Why aren't redheads very good R&B singers? Because they have no soul"
"A man in Phoenix accidentally shot himself in the leg while in line at Walmart on Saturday. Or, as they call that in Arizona, ""taking a selfie."""
"At the job interview... Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in three years? Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision"