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Joke of the Day

"What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments? Violint"

"Why is it that every time I get ahead in life someone arrests me for grave-robbing?"

"""Hey girl are you from Europe?"" ""cause europiece of shit"""

"Taken 4: How does this shit keep happening"

"Did you hear about the war on diarrhea? It started out as a smear campaign, but ended up being a real shitshow."

"Shark Week is just another made up holiday to sell more sharks"

"I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn't want to interrupt her."

"How do you break a Polish man's finger? Punch him in the nose."

"If we could only get rid of the federal government this country could be a libertarian paradise like Somalia"

"What's the best part of gay sex? The part where you ***don't get fucked in the ass***."