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Joke of the Day

"At the job interview... Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in three years? Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision"

"What do diapers and Politicians have in common? They both need changing regularly - for exactly the same reason."

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ... yeah that's the whole joke."

"What do you call a slutty mermaid? An H2hoe"

"Me: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Ryan Gosling? Him: Me? No, but thank- Me: Ok just making sure."

"What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans? Being rescued by the Americans"

"Interviewer: Where were you born? Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care."

"If I was Baltimore's head coach I'd probably just say ""That's so Ravens"" after every play."

"Q: Why do dogs chase their tails? A: They want to make ends meet."

"Its a wonder how stadiums get so hot When they're filled with fans!"