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Joke of the Day

"Why do politicians spend so much time at playgrounds? Because it's a great place to pick up swing voters."

"Me: I've read the Bible cover to cover Her: Yeah? Prove it. M: How? H: What is the first sentence in it? M: ""Do not remove from motel"""

"I am bored. Anyone need anything avenged?"

"Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin? Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome"

"I raised an eyebrow once. He's an adult now, and he never calls or visits."

"What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can't dip a vampire in your tea."

"Calling your girlfriend dumbledore cz she is the real head master"

"Did you hear about the short sighted circumsizer? He got the sack"

"What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree? ""I'd tap that."""

"Hey guys wanna watch a girl feel herself up? Hide her cell phone."