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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can't dip a vampire in your tea."

"Another MBA joke. funny! By the time you finish your MBA, you have most probably got one of these: new house, new job, new car or a new partner (Copied from Twitter @ManasBhardwaj)"

"How do you kill a hippie? Tape a hula hoop to the bottom of a pool"

"I honestly didn't think it would be this difficult to resist sexting Oprah during my morning commute."

"How do you make Polish sausage ? First you gotta find a retarded pig..."

"Never judge a book by it's cover....."

"What do you call an eagle that is sick? Illegal"

"When I was in my twenties we didn't have hipsters we had AIDS, which was almost as bad."

"I'm simultaneously drinking Starbucks and a Monster, in case I need to do something extreme and be a snob about it, within the next 30 min."

"Since we're doing jokes we made up as kids, here's mine: What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson? Do you want to be black, or white?"