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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the short sighted circumsizer? He got the sack"
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"My mother asked me to clean the dishes... ""Ah."" I replied, ""The reason you decided to have children; it's becoming apparent."" Also, ITT: God-tier puns."
"Killers normally target Family and friends Good thing I don't have any friends."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...with extra large cups."
"A guys asks his grandpa how come he still calls his wife ""darling"" after being married for over 60 years. the grandpa says : shush it, I forgot her name 30 years ago."
"What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B. Mandelbrot"
"After tonight's World Series game... It looks like the Indians are going to have a different type of trail of tears."
"Help! I need a communist christmas one liner! Going to a Christmas party with a communist christmas sweater. Need a good one liner... help!"
"My wife's an experienced navigator, she gives great headings."
"My wife says that we should keep the chocolate milk in the back of the fridge so it stays colder, but personally I just think she's racist"