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Joke of the Day

"Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin? Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome"

"Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs? In Iraq"

"Age 20: ""You free for lunch?"" ""Yeah, meet you there now."" Age 30: ""You free for lunch?"" ""Yes, let's schedule it in for 3 weeks from now."""

"My car keeps pulling to the right forcing me to steer left. Either the alignment is off or I'm trying to drive a Republican."

"Why did the French chef commit suicide? He lost the huile d'olive"

"A woman drives into a bar."

"what do you call to person who have contusion on her wrist...... computer addict :p"

"An English man, an Irish man, and a Scots man walk into a pub. They head to the bar and the bartender says, ""what is this, some kind of joke?!"""

"What's the difference between a republican and a democrat? How much damage can their Weiner make..."

"So I realized I have all these great stories, but far too few end with ""And then I fucked her...."" So anyways I was babysitting my little sister last night...."