202054

Joke of the Day

"Hey guys wanna watch a girl feel herself up? Hide her cell phone."

"A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said ""Uno, dos"" *POOF* He disappeared without a tres. **edit Front page??? Thats Punbelieveable!"

"What's the difference between six dicks and a joke? You can't take a joke."

"I don't know what's longer: a microwave minute or a treadmill minute..."

"Sports injury Last night on ESPN I was watching Women's beach volleyball. About three minutes into the game, there was a really bad wrist injury. The doctor said I should be fine in a few days though."

"My doctor constantly says I'm artistic. I don't know why he keeps mispronouncing it, though"

"How was my engagement the same as my divorce? In the end, I settled."

"""Daddy, am I going to die someday?"" ""No, you're the only immortal being in the entire world. Goodnight, stupid."""

"40 Theoretical physicists walk into a bar Or did they?"

"How many donald trumps does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He holds it up and the world revolves around him"