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Joke of the Day

"I raised an eyebrow once. He's an adult now, and he never calls or visits."

"I've always wanted to have sex while wearing Mandalorian armour... I guess I have a Boba Fettish"

"Everyone wants to see fifty shades of grey Being colorblind fucking sucks!"

"How did the snowman get happy? The snowblower came around"

"What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers? Khan-diments."

"I bet hipsters love Mondays just to be ironic, but mostly because they're unemployed."

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hitler."

"The past, present and future walk in to a bar... It was tense."

"What supplement did Stallone take during the Rocky films? Ginkgo Balboa"

"Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, my breakfast, lunch, juice, dinner, and at least two glasses of wine."