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Joke of the Day

"I offended a girl at Ethnicity Club. Apparently she didn't like my tone."

"Why are Asian women so excited about Tuesday? It's Erection Day."

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist."

"So this girl asked me what I look for in women I told her, ""3 holes and a heart beat"""

"Movies you wish Tom Cruise would star in: Remission Impossible"

"Featuring tweets in an article is a newspaper's version of giving up and wearing sweatpants everywhere."

"the numa numa man just bougt a $70million house and im here at the library trying to photocopy a fruit roll up"

"The minute the great man dies, cryogenics should be employed until a cure is found for old age and chest problems... Freeze Nelson Mandela!"

"What does a blonde and a tornado have in common? They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you."

"*hands note Boss: *reading* 'Please excuse my son from' Ridiculous! You're working! *thinking* I practiced my Mom's signature for nothing"