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Joke of the Day
"What do gay horses eat? Dick"
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"The term ""Every 60 second in Africa..."" is stupid Everyone knows Africains don't get seconds. They're lucky if they get a single serving."
"What if Mike Tyson could use the Force? He'd become a kith lord"
"Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills? They're always looking for Grant money."
"Wife finds her husband watching tv Man yells, 'No don't do it!' Man yells louder, 'Don't do it, you idiot!' Wife asks, 'What are you watching?' Man says 'Our wedding tape.'"
"Chuck Norris There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris. It was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives."
"I make my girlfriend work out 5 times a week and eat healthy. I don't want her getting fat like my wife."
"What would bears be without bees? Ears!"
"Contrary to popular belief, when I call tech support, I don't know what the Indian dude is saying either."
"Ladies, don't be fooled. Sometimes, your knight in shining armor, is just a retard in tin foil."