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Joke of the Day

"So this girl asked me what I look for in women I told her, ""3 holes and a heart beat"""

"What has only one arm and can't swim? An excavator."

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's half off."

"As an actor, I find some recent commercials offensive. Actors are real people too!"

"Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary? Because it's undefined."

"league of legends joke I think I'm better than faker lolll - alex"

"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patio Furniture"

"Did you hear the one about Hellen Keller? Well neither did she."

"wander ten miles over the German border, shoot everybody in sight and then claim you were never over the line"

"Damn girl, are you an octagon? Cause there's like 8 different sides to you."