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Joke of the Day
"Why are Asian women so excited about Tuesday? It's Erection Day."
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"I just saw Avatar and I've got one thing to say: Blue Man Group ROCKED!"
"Its such a shame todays world is so politically correct, you cant even say Black Paint anymore, Instead you have to say ""Leeroy please paint the porch"""
"How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's? It smells like teen spirit."
"""Change is never easy..."" ~McDonalds employees"
"Your skin looks great do you use concealer? I dab."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aries ! Aries who ? Aries a reason why I talk this way !"
"Why can't Nietzsche use pencils? Because they're all pointless"
"Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wild dogs... One says to the other ""should we stop and outnumber them?"" ...   ""keep running you fool we're brothers!!"""
"""Look, Just Do Something to His Butt."" - Cosmopolitan magazine finally runs out of cover ideas"