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Joke of the Day

"Wi Fi doesn't work so well in the office. HR will need to talk to this lazy Vietnamese."

"My cat cares about me. LOLZ that's the joke."

"What's something 9 out of 10 people enjoy? [NSFW] [xpost /r/askmen] gang rape"

"How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other? Make a mixed tape."

"What's the difference between shame and pride? It depends on where I draw the line."

"Oh, no! I only have fish eggs for dinner again! Roe is me!"

"When it comes to Arab countries, the US is like that damaged girl who dates bad boys, ""because I can change him."""

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheel chair"

"Did you see the story about the psychic dwarf escaping prison? The headline was ""Small medium at large""."

"Ever been so tired at work that people thought you were drunk? I hope so because that's the only excuse I have for being drunk at work."