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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheel chair"
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"Turtleneck pro: if you wear one while you're eating you can't get crumbs in your bra. Turtleneck con: see above."
"Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement? So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore."
"Why did the cow get a job at Google? Because she was out standing in her field."
"Whenever I hear an uninteresting 80 year old woman tell an uninteresting story I think, ""Wow, you must have been really hot."""
"How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nun. But really, its easier to rape little boys in the dark."
"If you run into someone you know and they say ""we should hang out sometime"" just say ""I'm ready to hang out right now"" and watch them panic"
"I've waited all year to post this this"
"A mailman delivers mail, and a milkman delivers milk. I'm a lineman. **I deliver lines.**"
"Your momma is so fat, her personal website has a .org domain"