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Joke of the Day

"Did you see the story about the psychic dwarf escaping prison? The headline was ""Small medium at large""."

"Polish bank robber tied up the safe, blew the guard."

"Why did Hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill... ^please ^don't ^kill ^me"

"Never treat someone like Coca-Cola when they treat you like Pepsi."

"Why do Americans suck at DOTA2 ? because they are bad at defending towers "

"The Quran is like weed If you burn it you get stoned."

"I just had the worst blowjob ever it was fantastic"

"The Columbine basketball team hasn't been the same... Since they lost their two best shooters"

"I'm simultaneously drinking Starbucks and a Monster, in case I need to do something extreme and be a snob about it, within the next 30 min."

"Why do people like Hillary Clinton? When she can't even stand herself?"