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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard of the two Mexican firemen? Hose-A and Hose-B."
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"I went to get a physical and the doctor told me I need to stop masturbating... I said, ""why?"" He said, ""Because I am giving you a physical!"""
"Playing truant from school is like a credit card Fun now pay later !"
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands!"
"WANTED: Someone to have my babies and carry on my family name. No strings attached. You can even keep the kids."
"Why did the belt get arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out."
"Man: ILYWoman: Awww write the words in full they mean more when theyre written properlyMan: Im leaving you"
"What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow? A hybrid"
"Do you know why a bicycle can't stand alone? It's two tired."
"What do you say when you are comforting a grammar Nazi? there, their, they're."