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Joke of the Day
"Playing truant from school is like a credit card Fun now pay later !"
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"Roses are red Violets are blue Who shit in my garden?"
"I have a good friend who was retired but he needs extra $$$ so he took a job as a taxi driver. Last night, he pulled out to avoid a kid. ... and fell off the sofa."
"Mexican and black jokes are all the same.. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."
"These Mexican cannibals accidentally... These Mexican cannibals accidentally kill a priest for their meal. One of the guys asks the cook ""ay, what's for dinner?"" The cook says ""tacos al pastor"""
"tifu by posting to the wrong subreddit..."
"Why is sex like Tetris? It's all about fitting the long piece in just right..."
"A Werewolf: A Very astute wolf"
"I'm a Poet... and I didn't even realise until just then."
"Which bees produce milk? The boo-bees!"