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Joke of the Day

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands!"

"Did you hear about the 3 new types of Barbie dolls? There's tall, short, and great personality"

"You must be an angel, because your texture mapping is so divine!"

"I often ask myself, what would Jesus do?... ... then I realize I don't have time to just hang around all day."

"What do you call someone who discriminates against certain groups of rappers? A rapist."

"Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon? He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal."

"A man enters the store to buy a dog... ... and points at a puppy he likes. ""How much for that dog?"" ""300$"" ""What about the half?"" ""I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."""

"Well your honor, I thought handing her the curling iron while she was showering would get her ready faster."

"People who don't understand what I'm trying to say are anti-semantics."

"Every time my daughter drinks juice she says ""cheers"" so.... no, not looking forward to parent teacher conferences."