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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow? A hybrid"

"Why was the little boy unhappy? Because he had a frog stapled to his face"

"UNZIP - ZIP UNZIP - ZIP UNZIP - ZIP UNZIP - ZIP UNZIP - ZIP UNZIP - ZIP UNZIP - ZIP *looking for condom in my ""Beat It"" zipper jacket*"

"Gay guys are fucking assholes."

"Q: What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger? A: Darn!"

"Me: Can I please sleep? Brain: No. Now sing Mambo #5 again. Me: But I hate that song! Brain: I don't give a shit! Me: 1, 2, 3-4-5..."

"The portrait fell down from the wall, And struck the young man's head. ""A striking likeness!"" was just about all, The rueful punster said."

"Customer: I think I've got a bug in my computer. Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise? Customer: Yes. Repairman: Then it must be a humbug!"

"I had a step ladder... ...but I've never met my 'real' ladder."

"""Piece of cake"" should not mean ""Easy!"" It should mean ""Delicious!"""