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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when you are comforting a grammar Nazi? there, their, they're."
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"I bought a new dog yesterday. I've named him Rolex.......he's a watchdog"
"BOY: Dad , is a mermaid girl or a fish ? DAD : Well son that depends weather you are HORNY or HUNGRY ."
"Saw an ad for a mirror. It said ""Never used"". How, then, did they know it was a mirror?"
"I can't hold my liquor. So I put it in my stomach."
"What's a ghost's favorite type of car? A Booghati"
"Yesterday I farted in a Apple Store and everyone got mad at me It's not my fault they don't have Windows"
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs. I still have no eye deer."
"Wait - my gym moved? In 1997?"
"What did the two oceans say to each-other? Nothing, they just waved."