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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the basketball tournament in Mexico? Its Juan vs. Juan"
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"Why was the new Mexican sad? He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad? All his friends are dead."
"Mom: Wanna help gift rap? Me: In West Philadelphia born and raised on the playgro-- oh you mean WRAP? Nah homegirl you're on your own."
"[first date] Her: I love your scent, what is it? Me: desperation."
"Top Four Signs of Job Security: 4. Promotions and raises 3. Specialized skills 2. Top producer 1. Compromising photos of the boss"
"just heard someone pronounce the H in wheel so I'm gonna need a minute"
"Some asshole has got my pen is what the nurse said when she noticed she had a rectal thermometer in her pocket. edit: punctuation."
"I wonder if tap dancers.... Look at a floor and think ""I'd tap that"""
"What is headache ? 5 minutes talk to wife."
"*phone rings* ""Yeh hi who's this? Sure he's here hold on.. Drastic Measures! Call for u."" ""Who is it?"" ""Drastic Times"" *crowd goes wild*"