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Joke of the Day

"Some asshole has got my pen is what the nurse said when she noticed she had a rectal thermometer in her pocket. edit: punctuation."

"Me: Why doesn't he love me? Nachos: Eat more of me and find out! Me: *Chewing* So? Nachos: We need outside counsel. Send pizza down here."

"Where did Santa meet his wife? Conjunction Junction. They specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses"

"Yet another really bad joke A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand and says, ""Make me one with everything."""

"It was called a jumpoline...... Until your mom got on it."

"All my friends keep saying that my new girlfriend is imaginary... Joke's on them, so are they! Edit: ermagerd front page!"

"*interrupts dinner ""IS THAT CLOCK REALLY YOUR GRANDFATHER!?"""

"What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud? Mini Soda"

"What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke? Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there? 911. 911 who? You said you'd never forget"

"A verb tried to pick up a noun at the club... He wanted to conjugate, but she had to decline. Probably all for the best. She was right up against her period."